Time to ionize your life jackets and spackle your paddle handles for the 7th Annual

Tenney Lap

Boat event

Sunday, May 18, 2024

• Race begins at 11:00 a.m. from the Tenney Park Pavilion

• Make a quick or leisurely loop around the island in the water

• No registration necessary

• PICNIC THIS YEAR!

FAQ

• Will there be prizes?

  • Ribbons to the 60 youngest finishers!

  • Special prizes for taxidermy and for sparkliest boat (yellow boats disqualified).

  • Other categories/competitions may be announced.

• Is this a race?

  • If you want to race, you should try to go fast. If you don’t, take your time.

• How long will it take!?

  • If you try hard, under 10 minutes. If you don’t, maybe 20?

• Do I need a life jacket?

  • Yes

• Costumes?

  • Tolerated, but the Fools Flotilla is just 3 weeks later

• Did you finally get a good bullhorn or timer this year?
  • No

• Water guns?
  • No

• Preschool karaoke?
  • a strong possibility, during post-lap activities

• Can I swim it?
  • if you really want to

• PICNIC?

  • YES! this year we will have some drinks and popcorn! as well as snacks! Brring a sandwich or some nettle soup and hang out for a bit afterwards to celebrate/congratulate your neighbors for completing the gruelling circumnavigation!

• Alas, I have no lagoonworthy craft/I am short life jackets!

  • I will find you a vessel! Please send me an email.

  • Or you can just come and watch!